i-eat-men-like-air:

john oliver is really not fucking around 

(Source: sandandglass, via rosaparking)

@1 day ago with 83249 notes
#gif warning #real shit 

greedyraptor:

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

(via milowtic)

@1 day ago with 12648 notes
brownglucose:

indg0:

LORD JUST TAKE ME NOW

LMAO

brownglucose:

indg0:

LORD JUST TAKE ME NOW

LMAO

(Source: daddywhorebucks, via arandomwhitedude)

@2 days ago with 9094 notes
newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

(via arandomwhitedude)

@2 days ago with 140913 notes

(Source: heartcoma, via videov0mit)

@2 days ago with 1129 notes
#gif warning 
cat owner:hears noise from the next room over
cat owner:i don't know what you're doing, but i know that you should stop
@1 day ago with 66918 notes
@1 day ago with 1726 notes
damnonia:

first date

damnonia:

first date

(via heckboy)

@2 days ago with 2698 notes
besturlonhere:

only reblog this if it applies to you please

besturlonhere:

only reblog this if it applies to you please

(via newprescription)

@2 days ago with 12923 notes

perspectave:

i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

(via downhillways)

@2 days ago with 189433 notes